princessleiaorgana:

#that time in junior high when i was addicted to kristen itc

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mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

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Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

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i aim to look cute, intimidating, and Very Gay

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gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

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1nd2rd3st:

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

Sharks only eat people because they are tasting us

1nd2rd3st:

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

Sharks only eat people because they are tasting us


english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

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caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.


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vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence